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Coffee.

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Thank you.

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Cappuccino.

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Grazie.

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And a nice hot cider for Monica.

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Aww, thank you.

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Uh Rach?

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Yeah?

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Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?

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Oh!

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That's why.

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I'm sorry!

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Chandler.

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Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today.

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And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.

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Yes.

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Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.

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Oh, listen.

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If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them.

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Really. Nothing at all. Really. Nothing.

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Hey you guys!

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Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, thisincredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Never mind.

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But it was going to be really good.

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What's going on?

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What is it?

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So, it's a typical day at work.

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I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al

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calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.

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That's great!

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So....

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I quit.

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Why?

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Why?

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This was supposed to be a temp job!

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Yeah, Chandler you've been there for five years.

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If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what Iactually do.

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So was it a lot more money?

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It doesn't matter.

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I just don't want to be one of those guys that's inhis office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.

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... the WENUS?

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Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems.A processing term.

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Oh. That WENUS.

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So what're you going to do?

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I don't know.

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That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I justknow I'm not going to figure it out working there.

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Oooh!

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I have something you can do! I have this new massage clientSteve?

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Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.

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Um... hi there.

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Hi! Oh, yeah, no, I know.You're a chef.

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I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs ajob right now, so....

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Yeah I just don't have that much cheffing experience.

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Unless it'san all-toast restaurant.

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Yeah, yeah!

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Well, what kind of food is he looking for?

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Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone whocan, you know, create the entire menu.

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Oh my God!

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Yeah, I know! So, what do you think?

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Thanks, Phoebe.

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But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat.

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OK.

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Oh Monica! Guess what!

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Can you see my nipples through this shirt?

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No.

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But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.

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Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?

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Well, I have an appointment to see Dr.Robert Pillman, careercounselor a-gogo.

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I added the "a-gogo."

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Career counselor?

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Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.

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I don't!

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Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do.

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You know, you have goals.You have dreams. I don't have a dream.

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Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.

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Oh, I love my life, I love my life!

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Ooh! Brian's Song!

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The meeting with the guy went great?

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So great!

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He showed me where the restaurant's going to be.

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It's this,it's this cute little place on 10th Street.

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Not too big, not too small. Just right.

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Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

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So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night.

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You know, kind oflike an audition.

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And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for mebecause then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.

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What are you going to make?

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Yummy noises.

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And Monica, what are you going to make?

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I don't know.I don't know. It's just going to be so great!

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Ooh!

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I know what you could make! I know!

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Oh, you should definitely make that thing you know, with thestuff?

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You know, that thing with the stuff...?

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OK, I don't know.

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Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?

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How about Tony's?If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.

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OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

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Who are you going out with?

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Oh, is this the bug lady?

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Bzzzz.... I love you, Ross.

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Her name is Celia.

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She's not a bug lady.She's curator of insects at themuseum.

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So what are you guys going to do?

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Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring herback to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.

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And he's not speaking metaphorically.

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So back to your place...you thinking, maybe...huh-huh?

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Well, I don't know huh-huh....

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but I'm hopinghuh-huh.

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I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet!

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She's going to take onelook at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.

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Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you!

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Soothing tones, Celia.

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I can't stand this!

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He's got his claws in my

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Alright...

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OK, try this salmon mousse.

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Mmmm. Good.

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Is it better than the other salmon mousse?

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It's creamier.

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Yeah, well, is that better?

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I don't know.We're talking about whipped fish, Monica.

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I'm just happy I'mkeeping it down, y'know?

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My God! What happened to you?

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Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests,personality tests and what do I learn?

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"Youare ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinationalcorporation."

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That's so great!'Cause you already know how to do that!

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Can you believe it?

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I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should bedoing something really cool?

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You know, I just always pictured myself doingsomething...

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something.

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Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh,

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hey!

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You can see your nipples through this shirt!

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Here you go, maybe this'llcheer you up.

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Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better splitthis with you.

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It's supposed to be that small.It's a pre-appetizer.

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The French call itan amouz-bouche.

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Well....

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it is amouz-ing...

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Hello?

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Oh, hi Wendy!

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Yeah, eight o'clock.

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What did we say?Ten dollars an hour?

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OK, great.All right, I'll see you then. Bye.

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Ten dollars an hour for what?

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Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out.

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Waitressing?

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Uh-oh.

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Well of course I thought of you!

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But...

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but...

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But, but?

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But, you see, it's just this night has to go just perfect, you know?

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And, well, Wendy's more of a professional waitress.

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Oh!

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I see.

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And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that Ican waitress in the Olympics.

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You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in'76.

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Amouz-bouche?

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Talk to me.

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OK um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning...

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No no no.

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Talk... dirty.

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Wha... what, here?

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Yes...

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Ah....

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Say something.....

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hot.

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Er.... um.....

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What?

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Um... uh....

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vulva.

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Vulva?

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Alright, I panicked, alright?

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She took me by surprise.

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You know, but itwasn't a total loss.

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I mean, we ended up cuddling.

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Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??

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Shut up!it was nice.

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I just I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kindof guy, you know?

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What's the big deal?You just say what you want to do to her.

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Or what youwant her to do to you.

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Or what you think other people might be doing to each other.

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I'll tell you what.Just try something on me.

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Please be kidding.

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Why not?Come on!

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Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd liketo be doing right now.

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OK. I'm in my apartment...

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....yeah... what else?

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That's it.I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having thisconversation.

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Alright, look, I'll start, OK?

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Joey, please.

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Come on.Come on. Alright, ready, look!

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Oh Ross....

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you get me so hot.

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I want your lips on me now.

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Wow.

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Alright, now you say something.

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I... ahem... I really don't think so.

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Come on! You like this woman, right?

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Yeah.

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You want to see her again, right?

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Sure.

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Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her?

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Now tell me you want to caress my butt!

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OK, turn around.

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I just don't want you staring atme when I'm doing this.

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Alright, alright.

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I'm around. Go ahead.

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Ahem I want....

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OK, I want to... feel your...

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hot, soft skin with mylips.

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There you go! Keep going. Keep going!

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I, er...

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I want to take my tongue... and...

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....and....

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Say it...

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say it!

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run it all over your body until you're...

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trembling with... with...

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....with??

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Funny story!You're not going to believe this!

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It's OK.It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to gettogether.

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Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy from your old job calledagain.

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Again?

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And again, and again, and again

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Hello?

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And again.

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Hey Mr. Kostelic!How's life on the fifteenth floor?

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Yeah, I miss you too.

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Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pensfrom your own home, you know?

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Well, that's very generous er, but look,

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this isn't about the money.

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I need something that's more than a job. I need something Ican really care about

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And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure youmentioned earlier?

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Look, Al, Al I'm not playing hardball here, OK?

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This isnot a negotiation, this is a rejection!

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No! No! No, stop saying numbers!

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I'mtelling you, you've got the wrong guy!

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You've got the wrong guy!

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I'll see you onMonday!

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Well?

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Wow!It's huge!

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It's so much bigger than the cubicle.

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Oh, thisis a cube.

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Look at this!

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Oh! You have a window!

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Yes indeedy!

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With a beautiful view of

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Oh look! That guy's peeing!

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OK, that's enough of the view.

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Check thisout, look at this.

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Sit down, sit down.

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OK.

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This is great!

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Helen, could youcome in here for a moment?

260
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Thank you Helen, that'll be all.

261
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Last time I do that, I promise.

262
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Wendy, we had a deal!

263
00:15:16,664 --> 00:15:18,332
Yeah, you promised!

264
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Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!

265
00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:28,339
Who was that?

266
00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:33,242
Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.

267
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:35,923
Oh... that's too bad.

268
00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:37,590
Bye bye.

269
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Ten dollars an hour.

270
00:15:38,582 --> 00:15:39,749
No.

271
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Twelve dollars an hour.

272
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Mon.I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.

273
00:15:46,101 --> 00:15:49,416
You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you.

274
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I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you

275
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twenty dollars an hour.

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Done.

277
00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:06,189
Well hello!Welcome to Monica's.

278
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May I take your coat?

279
00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:11,778
Hi Steve!

280
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Hello, Monica.

281
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Hello, greeter girl.

282
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This is Rachel.

283
00:16:17,383 --> 00:16:19,081
Yeah, OK.

284
00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,739
Mmmmmm!

285
00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:23,530
Everything smells so delicious!

286
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:26,174
You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination ofof,

287
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OK, smells.

288
00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:32,879
It's a lovely apartment.

289
00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:34,230
Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?

290
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:38,484
I was just being polite, but, alright.

291
00:16:38,484 --> 00:16:40,700
What's up?

292
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,174
In the cab, on the way over,

293
00:16:43,174 --> 00:16:45,885
Steve blazed up a doobie.

294
00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:47,418
What?

295
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:50,557
Smoked a joint?You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?

296
00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:57,009
OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech. OK.

297
00:16:57,009 --> 00:17:02,366
Is it dry in here?

298
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:04,461
Let me, let me get you some wine!

299
00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:08,482
Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course.

300
00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:10,449
OK, um,

301
00:17:10,449 --> 00:17:21,020
these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou saucewith just a touch of mints...

302
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,014
and... ... ginger.

303
00:17:23,014 --> 00:17:32,210
Well, smack my ass and call me Judy!

304
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,114
These are fantastic!

305
00:17:33,114 --> 00:17:34,013
I'm so glad you liked them!

306
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:39,018
Like 'em?I could eat a hundred of them!

307
00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:42,560
Oh, well um, that's all there are of these.

308
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,927
But in about eight and ahalf minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.

309
00:17:45,927 --> 00:17:52,932
Tartlets. Tartlets.

310
00:17:52,932 --> 00:18:00,576
The word has lost all meaning.

311
00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:04,190
Excuse me?Can I help you with anything?

312
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:09,729
You know, I don't know what I'm looking for.

313
00:18:21,857 --> 00:18:26,073
Ah, cool!Taco shells!

314
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:31,278
You know, these are they're like a little corn envelope.

315
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,141
You know that? You don't wantto spoil your appetite.

316
00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:36,312
Hey! Sugar-O's!

317
00:18:36,312 --> 00:18:38,257
You know, if you just wait another six and a half minutes...

318
00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:45,816
Macaroni and cheese!We gotta make this!

319
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:47,547
No, we don't.

320
00:18:47,547 --> 00:18:50,001
Oh, OK.

321
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:55,556
Oh, sorry.

322
00:18:55,556 --> 00:19:02,718
Why don't you just have a seat here?

323
00:19:02,718 --> 00:19:04,812
OK give me the Gummi-bears.

324
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:08,497
No.

325
00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:09,929
Give them to me.

326
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,206
Alright, we'll share.

327
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,324
No, give me the...

328
00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:16,504
Well then you can't have any.

329
00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:20,114
Bear overboard!I think he's drowning.

330
00:19:20,114 --> 00:19:24,440
Hey fellows!Grab ona Sugar-O save yourself!

331
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:28,907
"Help! I'm drowning! Help!"

332
00:19:28,907 --> 00:19:30,293
That's it! Dinner is over!

333
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:31,534
What?

334
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:32,343
What?

335
00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:33,451
Why?

336
00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:34,546
Why?

337
00:19:34,546 --> 00:19:40,290
It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity likethis, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?

338
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:45,200
Hey!

339
00:19:49,194 --> 00:19:52,009
What a tool!

340
00:19:52,009 --> 00:19:54,129
You don't want to work for a guy like that.

341
00:19:54,129 --> 00:19:55,096
Yeah!

342
00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:57,198
I know it's just...

343
00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:58,989
I thought this was, you know... it.

344
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,867
Look, you'll get there.You're an amazing chef.

345
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,025
Yeah!You know all those yummy noises?

346
00:20:02,025 --> 00:20:06,965
I wasn't faking.

347
00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:14,443
So, er... how did it go with Celia?

348
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:16,853
Oh, I was unbelievable.

349
00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:18,941
All right, Ross!

350
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:21,992
I was the James Michener of dirty talk.

351
00:20:21,992 --> 00:20:24,816
It was the most elaborate filthyou have ever heard.

352
00:20:24,816 --> 00:20:27,953
I mean, there were characters, plot lines,

353
00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:34,452
themes, a motifat one point there were villagers.

354
00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:36,908
Whoa! And the... huh-huh?

355
00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:40,254
Well, ahem you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk,

356
00:20:40,254 --> 00:20:42,577
it was kinda late and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...

357
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:43,413
You cuddled.

358
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:46,070
Yeah, which was nice.

359
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,846
You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?

360
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:51,875
Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?

361
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,760
Yeah, where the hell is he?

362
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,675
Yes, Fran.I know what time it is, but I'm looking at theWENUS

363
00:20:56,675 --> 00:20:59,871
and I'm not happy!

364
00:20:59,871 --> 00:21:01,437
Oh, really, really, really?

365
00:21:01,437 --> 00:21:21,219
Well, let me tell yousomething you will care about it, because I care about it!You got it?Good!

366
00:21:21,219 --> 00:21:22,194
How's this?

367
00:21:22,194 --> 00:21:23,543
Eeeee!

368
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:24,272
Sorry. How about over here?

369
00:21:24,272 --> 00:21:25,114
Aaaaah!

370
00:21:25,114 --> 00:21:27,350
See, that just means it's working.

371
00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:29,030
Does this hurt?

372
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:29,576
No.

373
00:21:29,576 --> 00:21:31,961
What about this?

374
00:21:31,961 --> 00:21:32,653
Aaaaahhh!!

375
00:21:32,653 --> 00:21:43,047
There you go!