1
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I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you.

2
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She barely knows me.We just live in the same building.

3
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Any contact?

4
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She lent me an egg once.

5
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You're in!

6
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Aw, right.

7
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Hi, Ross.

8
00:00:16,429 --> 00:00:18,528
Hey.

9
00:00:22,819 --> 00:00:25,095
Come on, Ross,
you gotta get back in the game here, ok?

10
00:00:25,095 --> 00:00:28,226
The Rachel thing's not happening,
your ex-wife is a lesbian.

11
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I don't think we need a third.

12
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Excuse me.

13
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Could we get an egg over here,
still in the shell? Thanks.

14
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An egg?

15
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Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say,

16
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"Here's your egg back,
I'm returning your egg."

17
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I think it's winning.

18
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I think it's insane.

19
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She'll love it.

20
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Go with the egg, my friend.

21
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-Think it'll work?
-No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.

22
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Season 01 Episode 14
The One With the Candy Hearts

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萐????驺??法?????
??TV_Friends?閯??

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?????baozi@CGbbs???___

25
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So, no one told you
life was gonna be this way.

26
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Your job's a joke, you're broke,
your love life's D.O.A.

27
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It's like you're always
stuck in second gear.

28
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Well, it hasn't been your day,
your week, your month, or even your year.

29
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But...I'll be there for you
when the rain starts to pour.

30
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I'll be there for you
like I've been there before.

31
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I'll be there for you
'cause you're there for me too.

32
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You can not do this.

33
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Do what, do what?

34
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Roger wants to
take her out tomorrow night.No!

35
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Phoebes! Don't you remember
why you dumped the guy?

36
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'Cause he was creepy, and mean,
and a little frightening alright,

37
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still, it's nice to have a date
on Valentine's Day!

38
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But Phoebe, you can go out
with a creepy guy any night of the year.

39
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I know I do.

40
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Well,
what are you guys doing tomorrow night?

41
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Actually, tomorrow night kinda
depends on how tonight goes.

42
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Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me.

43
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The only reason she's goin' outwith me

44
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is because I said
I could bring a friend for her friend.

45
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Yes, I know,
but her friend sounds like such a

46
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Pathetic mess? I know, but

47
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Come on, man,
she's needy, she's vulnerable.

48
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I'm thinkin', cha-ching!

49
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Thanks.

50
00:02:45,521 --> 00:02:47,998
Look, you have not
been out with a woman since Janice.

51
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You're doin' this.

52
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Hi. She said yes.Yes!

53
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Way to go, man!

54
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Still got the egg, huh?

55
00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:15,731
-How do I look?
-Oh, uh, I don't...care.

56
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Ok, now, remember,no trading.

57
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You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

58
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Hi, Joey.

59
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Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.

60
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...And what did you bring?

61
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She's checking the coats.

62
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Joey, I'm gonna go
wash the cab smell off my hands.

63
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Will you get me a white Zinfandel,
and a glass of red for Janice.

64
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Janice?

65
00:03:55,519 --> 00:03:57,458
Janice?

66
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Oh.... my.... God.

67
00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:08,836
Hey, it's Janice.

68
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Ok, I'm makin' a break for it,
I'm goin' out the window.

69
00:04:17,229 --> 00:04:18,174
No, no, no, don't!

70
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I've been waitin' for like,
forever to go out with Lorraine.

71
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Just calm down.

72
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Calm down? Calm down?

73
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You set me up with the woman that I've
dumped twice in the last five months!

74
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Can you stop yellin'?
You're makin' me nervous.

75
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I can't go when I'm nervous.

76
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right.

77
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Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!

78
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Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was
nothing compared to Pete Carney.

79
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Which one was Pete Carney?

80
00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:54,580
Pete the Weeper?

81
00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:57,090
Remember that guy
who used to cry every time we had sex.

82
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"Was it good for you?"

83
00:05:02,815 --> 00:05:06,536
Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying
any day over Howard-the-I-win-guy.

84
00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,093
"I win! I win!"

85
00:05:09,857 --> 00:05:12,908
I went out with the guy for two months
I didn't get to win once.

86
00:05:14,144 --> 00:05:16,540
How did we end up with these jerks?

87
00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,547
-We're good people!
-I don't know.

88
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-Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
-I know I am.

89
00:05:21,452 --> 00:05:24,092
That's why I can't wear a digital watch.

90
00:05:26,704 --> 00:05:30,310
There's more beer, right?

91
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Oh!

92
00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:35,342
You know my friend Abby
who shaves her head?

93
00:05:35,342 --> 00:05:37,860
She said that if you want to break
the bad boyfriend cycle,

94
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you can do like a cleansing ritual.

95
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Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.

96
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Yeah.

97
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So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys.

98
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It's Valentine's Day.It's perfect.

99
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-Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
-Ok.

100
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We can, um,
we can burn the stuff they gave us.

101
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Or?

102
00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,113
Or, or we can chant
and dance around naked,

103
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you know, with sticks.

104
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-Burning's good.
-Burning's good.

105
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Yeah, I got stuff to burn.

106
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You know,

107
00:06:23,653 --> 00:06:27,695
ever since I was little,I've been able
to pick up quarters with my toes.

108
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Good for you.

109
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Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?

110
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By the way, Chandler.

111
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I cut you out of all my pictures.

112
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So if you want,
I have a bag with just your heads.

113
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That's OK.

114
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Oh, are you sure? Really?

115
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Because you know, you could make
little puppets out of them,

116
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and you could use them
in your theater of cruelty.

117
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We can't do that.

118
00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:07,278
What? What can't you do?

119
00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:12,672
Uh, can I talk to you for a second,
over there?

120
00:07:18,057 --> 00:07:20,965
Uh, we might be leaving now.

121
00:07:22,034 --> 00:07:23,978
Tell me it's you and me we.

122
00:07:25,109 --> 00:07:29,305
She said she wants to slather my body
with stuff and then lick it off.

123
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I'm not even sure what slathering is,
but I definitely want to be a part of it.

124
00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,668
Ok, you can not do this to me.

125
00:07:39,878 --> 00:07:42,271
You're right, I'm sorry. You're right.

126
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Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses
to go please?

127
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I'm outta here.

128
00:07:50,844 --> 00:07:54,189
Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me.
I'm sorry,Chandler.

129
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I hope she throws up on you.

130
00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:02,690
So...

131
00:08:03,147 --> 00:08:05,271
Just us.

132
00:08:05,271 --> 00:08:07,345
Oh, what a crappy night!

133
00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:10,588
Although, I have enjoyed the fact that,uh

134
00:08:10,588 --> 00:08:15,015
your shirt's been stickin'outta
your zipper ever since you came back
from the bathroom.

135
00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,194
Excuse me.

136
00:08:23,676 --> 00:08:29,955
How ya doin'?

137
00:08:29,955 --> 00:08:33,510
So, do we have the best friends or what?

138
00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:35,224
Joey's not a friend.

139
00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:36,225
He's...

140
00:08:37,879 --> 00:08:40,818
a stupid man who left us his credit card.

141
00:08:42,632 --> 00:08:43,432
Another drink?

142
00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:46,358
Some dessert? A big screen TV?

143
00:08:46,358 --> 00:08:47,832
I will go for that drink.

144
00:08:47,832 --> 00:08:49,767
You got it. Good woman!

145
00:08:54,653 --> 00:08:57,416
Could we get a bottle of
your most overpriced champagne?

146
00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:58,277
Each.

147
00:08:58,277 --> 00:08:59,897
That's right, each.

148
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Oh, and a uh Rob Roy.
I've always wanted to know...

149
00:09:21,681 --> 00:09:26,005
Happy Valentine's Day!

150
00:09:32,584 --> 00:09:36,546
Oh, I miss you already.

151
00:09:36,546 --> 00:09:37,983
Can you believe this happened?

152
00:09:37,983 --> 00:09:40,867
No no!

153
00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:43,034
And yet it did.

154
00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:44,422
Good-bye, Janice.

155
00:09:44,422 --> 00:09:47,963
Kiss me!

156
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:56,171
Oh, Chandler, sorry.
Ohhh, Chandler, sorry! Hey, Janice.

157
00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:57,445
Hi, Monica.

158
00:09:57,445 --> 00:10:01,206
Ok, well, this was very special.

159
00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:03,707
Rach, come see who's out here!

160
00:10:05,649 --> 00:10:10,293
Oh my god. Janice, hi!

161
00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:12,235
Janice is gonna go away now.

162
00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:16,171
I'll be right back.

163
00:10:17,808 --> 00:10:19,759
Oh, Joey, look who it is.

164
00:10:20,324 --> 00:10:21,880
Whoa.

165
00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:25,873
Oh, good, Joey's home now.

166
00:10:25,873 --> 00:10:30,884
This is so much fun.
This is like a reunion in the hall.

167
00:10:32,526 --> 00:10:38,153
Oh, hi, Ross.Yeah.
There's someone I want you to say hi to.

168
00:10:38,153 --> 00:10:39,352
He just happened to call.

169
00:10:39,352 --> 00:10:40,710
Hi, Ross.

170
00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:44,502
Yes, that's right. It's me.
How did you know?

171
00:10:49,668 --> 00:10:53,036
I'm just sayin'
if dogs do experience jet lag, then,

172
00:10:53,036 --> 00:10:57,957
because of the whole um,
seven dog years to one human year thing,

173
00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,992
then, when a dog flies
from New York to Los Angeles,

174
00:11:00,992 --> 00:11:05,345
he doesn't just lose three hours,
he loses like a week and a half.

175
00:11:08,528 --> 00:11:09,846
That's funny.

176
00:11:09,847 --> 00:11:10,847
Yeah.

177
00:11:26,897 --> 00:11:28,100
Who are they?

178
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,643
The blond woman is my ex-wife,

179
00:11:30,643 --> 00:11:35,622
and the woman touching her is
her close, personal friend.

180
00:11:38,308 --> 00:11:39,527
You mean they're lovers?

181
00:11:39,921 --> 00:11:42,824
If you wanna put a label on it.

182
00:11:42,977 --> 00:11:46,685
Wow, uh, anything else I should know?

183
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,011
Nope, nope, that's it.

184
00:11:49,463 --> 00:11:51,725
Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.

185
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:58,038
I always forget that part.

186
00:11:59,848 --> 00:12:01,574
Helloo!

187
00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:13,654
Ok, so now we need, um
sage branches and the sacramental wine.

188
00:12:13,654 --> 00:12:16,418
All I had is, is oregano and a Fresca.

189
00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:18,165
-Um, that's ok!
-Ok.

190
00:12:22,587 --> 00:12:31,334
All right.
Now we need the semen of a righteous man.

191
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,159
Ok, Pheebs, you know what,

192
00:12:33,159 --> 00:12:35,730
if we had that,we wouldn't be
doing the ritual in the first place.

193
00:12:37,218 --> 00:12:39,052
Can we just start throwing things in?

194
00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:44,109
Ok, yeah, ok. Oh, OK.

195
00:12:44,191 --> 00:12:47,073
Ok, Barry's letters.

196
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,845
Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.

197
00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:54,279
Ok, and I have the, uh receipt
for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.

198
00:12:57,901 --> 00:12:59,924
Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.

199
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,464
Hey he's wearing a sweater.

200
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,418
No.

201
00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:05,187
Eww!

202
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,101
And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.

203
00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:13,623
Hey, Rachel,
isn't that stuff almost pure?

204
00:13:18,744 --> 00:13:21,662
How can I dump this woman
on Valentine's day?

205
00:13:22,346 --> 00:13:24,835
I don't know.
You dumped her on New Year's.

206
00:13:26,078 --> 00:13:29,698
Oh, man.In my next life,
I'm coming back as a toilet brush.

207
00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:35,336
Hello, funny Valentine.

208
00:13:35,361 --> 00:13:37,760
Hi, Just Janice.

209
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,913
Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker.

210
00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:48,543
I could just kiss you all over,
and I'm gonna!

211
00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:51,057
If you don't do it, I will.

212
00:14:02,785 --> 00:14:05,779
So, um, what do you do for a living?

213
00:14:06,286 --> 00:14:09,676
Well, um, for the past few years I've been working

214
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:10,468
Oh no.

215
00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:12,499
I thought you said
they could shoot the spot without you.

216
00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:13,173
I thought they could...

217
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,205
I'll try to get back as soon as I can.
I'm sorry.

218
00:14:23,055 --> 00:14:26,877
which is funny because,
that wasn't even my major.

219
00:14:38,658 --> 00:14:40,304
Now that is funny.

220
00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:48,908
Hey, do you think would it be too weird
if I invited Carol over to join us?

221
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:53,676
'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.

222
00:14:54,257 --> 00:14:54,853
I guess.

223
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,105
Are you sure? Oh, thanks. Carol?

224
00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,561
Wanna come over and join us?

225
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:01,064
Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.

226
00:15:01,264 --> 00:15:01,646
Come on.

227
00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:03,376
These people'll scooch down.

228
00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:06,974
You guys'll scooch, won't you?

229
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,773
Let's try scooching! Come on.

230
00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:11,628
Come on.

231
00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:20,927
Uh, Kristen Riggs,
this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin.

232
00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:22,983
Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade.

233
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:32,894
And, Kristin,
Kristin does something that,

234
00:15:32,894 --> 00:15:38,205
funnily enough, wasn't even her major!

235
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,198
What do we got there?

236
00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:47,986
Boxer shorts, greeting cards,

237
00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:52,444
and whatlooks like a
half-charred picture of...

238
00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:54,120
Wow, that guy's hairier than the Chief!

239
00:15:57,860 --> 00:16:01,259
You know, it's a really funny story
how this happened.

240
00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:03,450
It's all right.It's all right.
You don't have to explain.

241
00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:06,374
This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire
that we've seen get out of control.

242
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,345
You're our third call tonight.

243
00:16:10,962 --> 00:16:11,302
Really?

244
00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:16,827
Oh, sure, Valentine's
is our busiest night of the year.

245
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,209
I brought you something.

246
00:16:19,691 --> 00:16:20,807
Is it loaded?

247
00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:27,178
Oh, little candy hearts.

248
00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:30,916
Chan and Jan Forever.

249
00:16:31,017 --> 00:16:33,287
I had them made special.

250
00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:38,085
Ok, Janice.

251
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:42,850
Janice. Hey, Janice.

252
00:16:45,987 --> 00:16:47,975
Look,
there's no way for me to tell you this.

253
00:16:48,288 --> 00:16:51,078
At least there's no
new way for me to tell you this.

254
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,951
I just don't think
things are gonna work out.

255
00:16:59,109 --> 00:17:00,359
That's fine.

256
00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:05,862
-It is?
-Mmm-hmm.

257
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:09,703
Because I know that this isn't the end.

258
00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:12,955
Oh no, you see, actually it is.

259
00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:16,704
No, it isn't,
because you won't let that happen.

260
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:18,192
Don't you know it yet?

261
00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:24,864
You love me, Chandler Bing.

262
00:17:24,864 --> 00:17:27,721
Oh, no I don't.

263
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:28,905
Well then ask yourself this.

264
00:17:28,906 --> 00:17:30,602
Why do you think
we keep ending uptogether?

265
00:17:30,602 --> 00:17:32,568
New Year's? Who invited who?

266
00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:34,939
Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?

267
00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:36,793
I did, but...

268
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,419
You seek me out.

269
00:17:38,419 --> 00:17:43,010
Something deep in your soul
calls out to me like a foghorn.

270
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:46,804
Janice, Janice.

271
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,464
You want me. You need me.

272
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:52,748
You can't live without me.

273
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:54,988
And you know it.

274
00:17:54,988 --> 00:17:58,878
You just don't know you know it.

275
00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:04,830
See ya.

276
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:12,132
Call me!

277
00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:23,603
It's not true.
I never called your mother a wolverine.

278
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,727
You did so.I swear, I swear to...

279
00:18:30,351 --> 00:18:32,106
How long has she been in the bathroom?

280
00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:35,594
Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom.
Her coat is gone.

281
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:38,404
Well maybe it's cold in there.

282
00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:44,382
Or maybe I screwed up the first date
I had in 9 years.

283
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:45,527
That could be it.

284
00:18:45,527 --> 00:18:49,982
Oh, god. You know, this is still pretty hot.

285
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,038
Mushroom.

286
00:18:57,244 --> 00:19:00,716
Smile. They won't all be like this.

287
00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,670
Some women might even stay through dinner.

288
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:05,016
Sorry, that's not funny

289
00:19:05,016 --> 00:19:10,205
No, it's just you know the whole
"getting on with your life" thing.

290
00:19:10,935 --> 00:19:12,324
Well, do I have to?

291
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:16,995
I mean,
I'm sitting here with this cute woman,

292
00:19:16,995 --> 00:19:24,203
and, and, and she's perfectly nice,
and, but that there's, that's it.

293
00:19:25,444 --> 00:19:27,863
And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you,

294
00:19:27,863 --> 00:19:32,149
and, and it's easy, and it's fun,
and, and I don't, I don't have to.

295
00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:35,586
You know,

296
00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,219
Here's a wacky thought.

297
00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:44,018
Um, what's say
you and I give it another shot?

298
00:19:45,405 --> 00:19:47,484
No no no, I know what
you're gonna say, you're a lesbian.

299
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:54,511
But what do you say
we just put that aside for now you know?

300
00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:57,337
Let's just stick a pin in it, ok?

301
00:19:57,337 --> 00:20:01,925
Because, we're great together, you know.
You can't deny it.

302
00:20:03,373 --> 00:20:05,393
Besides, you're carrying my baby.

303
00:20:05,988 --> 00:20:07,716
I mean, how perfect is that?

304
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,653
But see, you know, you keep sayin' that,

305
00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:12,845
but there's somethin' right here.
I love you.

306
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:23,920
Oh, I love you too.
But...

307
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,286
No but, no but.

308
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:29,943
You know that thing
you put over here with the pin in it?

309
00:20:33,371 --> 00:20:35,238
It's time to take the pin out.

310
00:20:41,886 --> 00:20:45,808
You'll find someone, I know you will.
The right woman is just waiting for you.

311
00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:48,321
That's easy for you to say,
you found one already.

312
00:20:50,942 --> 00:20:54,053
All you need is a woman
who likes men and you'll be set.

313
00:20:57,851 --> 00:20:58,540
Not her.

314
00:21:09,992 --> 00:21:12,139
We get off around midnight,
why don't we pick you up then?

315
00:21:14,627 --> 00:21:17,244
So, um, will you bring the truck?

316
00:21:19,521 --> 00:21:20,656
I'll even let you ring the bell.

317
00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:28,403
Oh, my god.

318
00:21:29,405 --> 00:21:32,481
See, there you go, the cleansing worked!

319
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,146
They're nice guys.

320
00:21:35,146 --> 00:21:37,932
Oh, they're firemen guys.

321
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,424
You guys tell them you were married?

322
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:40,958
No way!

323
00:21:40,993 --> 00:21:41,418
Are you kidding?

324
00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:43,185
My girlfriend doesn't know,
I'm not gonna tell them!