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whistling the theme music from the movie "Bridge on the River Kwai."

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Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.

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Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?

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Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.

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Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK?

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I cannot be a waitress anymore,I mean it.

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I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'

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Rach, did you proofread these?

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Uh... yeah, why?

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Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper" skills.

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Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?

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Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.

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Season 1 Episode 18
The One With All The Poker

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

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Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything?

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- Did you bring the mail?
- Lots of responses.

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Really? Sure, we have scones left!

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OK, read them to me.

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'Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh...

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- We have apple cinnamon...
- OK... Dear Ms. Green...

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Yeah... yeah... yeah...

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No.

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- Wow!
- What?

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Your Visa bill is huge!

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Give me that!

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You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?

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I don't know.

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Is this still about her whole "The Flintstones could've really happened" thing?

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No, it's not just that. It's just?I want someone who... who does something for me,y'know?

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Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh...

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...little playthings with yarn?

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What?

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Could you want her more?

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Who?

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Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening.

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Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just...

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- Hiiii!
- Hi! How are you?

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- We're fine, we're fine.
- OK.

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Shut up!

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We're not? we're not saying anything.

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What?

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Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.

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Thank you.

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We were playing poker, alright...

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There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?

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Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'

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And then he did.

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Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?

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Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing?
Like, some kind of sexist guy thing?Like it's poker, so only guys can play?

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No, women are welcome to play.

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Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of...
you know, like, like... some kind of, y'know, like... alright, what is it?

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There just don't happen to be any women in our games.

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Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!
I mean, that's a typical guy response.

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Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?

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No.

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But you could teach us.

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No.

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OK, so now we draw cards.

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So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.

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- Oh, good for you!
- Congratulations!

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OK Phoebs, how many do you want?

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OK, I just need two...

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the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs.

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No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can't?you can't do...

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- Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here!

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No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that.

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Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.

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Oh, you're...

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Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'?
This is a poker game.

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You can't serve food with more than one syllable.

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It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...

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OK, so at this point, the dealer...

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Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...

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Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...

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But... I'm ready, so, just deal.

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OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson.

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Joey... three... eight. Eight... three. Alright babe, deal the cards.

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Dammit, dammit, dammit!

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Oh I see, so then, you were lying.

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- About what?
- About how good your cards were.

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Heh... I was bluffing.

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A-ha! And... what is bluffing?

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Is it not another word for... lying?

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OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow...

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.

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Settle what?

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The... Jamestown colony of Virginia.

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You see, King George is giving us the land, so...

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The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.

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Oh. Right.

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You know what, you guys? It's their first time,
why don't we just forget about the money, alright?

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Hell no, we'll pay!

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OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.

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And you know what? We want a rematch.

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Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.

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So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.

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...Yeah.

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Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea.

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You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

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Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright?
In order for me to win, other people have to lose.

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So if you're gonna play poker with me,
don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt...

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...Yeah?

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I'm not a nice guy.

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Alright boys, let's eat.

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Oh, did you get that from the 'I Love Rachel' pizzeria?

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You still on that?

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Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech?
"When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"

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You are way off, pal.

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No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.

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Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one time?not any more. I just?I...

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Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?

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You are not putting that on again! Marcel,

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OK? if you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.

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Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?

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Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.

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What?

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Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.

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Please!

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I am not as bad as Ross.

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Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?

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That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.

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Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!

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You're kidding! Where? Where?

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Sak's... Fifth... Avenue.

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Oh, Rachel!

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Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.

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Well, what's the job?

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Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping...

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for a living!

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OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five.

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You gotta listen to every word she says. Hi!

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Is Tony Randall dead?

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- I don't think so.
- Why?

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Well, he may be now, because I think I hit him with my car.

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- Oh my God!
- Really?

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No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one.

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Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap.

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- Nice earrings.
- Thank y...

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Girls, sit down.

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- Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen,

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I am parked at a meter. Let's do it.

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Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?

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Alright.

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I'm gonna pay for that tonight.

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- Hi!
- Hey.

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Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!

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Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?

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Noooo... the interview!

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She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours,

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we have the same taste in clothes, and oh, I went to camp with her cousin...

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And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!

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- That's great!
- That's wonderful!

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Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...

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OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.

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Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it,
and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.

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Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?

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Ha, ha, very funny, very funny.

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But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?

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Yes, we should. I think we should.

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Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?

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No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go.

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So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.

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But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary.
You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.

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Alright, here's my $7.50. But I think you should know that this money is cursed.

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What?

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Oh, I cursed it.

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So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.

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That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.

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This way I can break 'em up with a movie.

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Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...

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Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical.

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Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo,
I have to win money to exert my power over women.

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You know what? This is not over. We will play you again,

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and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh,

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and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.

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Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon.

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So, you gals wanna hand over your money now?

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That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.

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Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.

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OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?

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Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.

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Right, OK, serious poker.

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Excuse me, where are you going?

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Uh... to the bathroom.

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Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?

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I want to go to the bathroom.

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Alright, well, I'm gonna order a pizza.

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Oh no-no-no-no-no,
I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.

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That's fine. I'll just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.

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Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante.

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Yes!

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.... or no.

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Alright. Your money's mine, Green.

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Your fly is open, Geller.

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You guys, you know what I just realized?

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"Joker" is "poker" with a "J."

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Coincidence?

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Hey, that's... that's "joincidence" with a "C"!

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Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?

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Yeah. Um... I'm out.

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I'm in.

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Me too.

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Me too. Alright, whattaya got.

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Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush.

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Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes!

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I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what?

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I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile.

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I think that one was Ross's, and I think oh! that one was Ross's. Yes!

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Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it...

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And your fly's still open...

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Ha, I made you look....

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- I couldn't be inner. Monica?
- Monica, in or out?

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I hate this game!

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OK Joey, your bet.

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Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.

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Oh, I'm out.

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Ross?

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Oh, I am very in.

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Chandler?

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- Couldn't be more out.
- Me too. Rachel.

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Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you.

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What do you say... want to waste another buck?

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- No, not this time. So... what'd you have?
- I'm not telling.

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- Come on, show them to me.
- No..!

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- Show them to me!
- Get your hands out of there! No!

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Y'know, I've had dates like this.

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Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you?

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Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...

233
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Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.

234
00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:23,294
- First of all, I'm not losing...
- Oh, you are losing. Definitely losing.

235
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- Hel-lo, Rachel Green.
- Mee mee, mee-mee mee.

236
00:16:26,823 --> 00:16:28,239
Excuse me.

237
00:16:28,239 --> 00:16:33,839
It's about the job.
Barbara! Hi, how are you?

238
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erhhhhh

239
00:16:36,839 --> 00:16:39,312
No, I understand.

240
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Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly.

241
00:16:44,224 --> 00:16:48,956
Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, plea?

242
00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:51,231
Hello?

243
00:16:51,231 --> 00:16:54,612
Hello?

244
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:11,012
- Sorry, Rach.
- Y'know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff.

245
00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:14,662
Yeah....OK.

246
00:17:14,662 --> 00:17:16,026
Where were we?

247
00:17:16,026 --> 00:17:19,462
Oh, OK... five card draw,

248
00:17:19,462 --> 00:17:23,556
uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.

249
00:17:23,556 --> 00:17:26,225
Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this.

250
00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:30,374
Yes, we do.

251
00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:31,802
Alright, check.

252
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:32,769
Check.

253
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I'm in for fifty cents.

254
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,872
Call.

255
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:38,356
I'm in.

256
00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:42,081
I see your fifty cents... and I raise you...

257
00:17:42,081 --> 00:17:44,873
five dollars.

258
00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:47,228
I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.

259
00:17:47,228 --> 00:17:53,193
Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks.
Does anybody have a problem with that?

260
00:17:53,193 --> 00:17:57,187
- Not at all

261
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Loser?

262
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:09,709
No, I fold.

263
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:16,650
What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this?
I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.'

264
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:19,763
I mean, what, were you just full of it?

265
00:18:31,763 --> 00:18:33,593
I'm in.

266
00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:34,787
How many you want?

267
00:18:34,787 --> 00:18:37,112
One.

268
00:18:37,112 --> 00:18:39,412
Dealer takes two.

269
00:18:39,412 --> 00:18:43,551
- What do you bet?
- I bet two dollars.

270
00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:47,257
OK... see your two...

271
00:18:47,657 --> 00:18:55,867
and I raise you twenty.

272
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:59,425
I see your twenty,

273
00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:04,791
raise you twenty-five.

274
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:09,785
See your twenty-five...and...uh,

275
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Monica, get my purse.

276
00:19:16,151 --> 00:19:19,793
Rachel, there's nothing in it.

277
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:22,673
OK, then get me your purse.

278
00:19:25,673 --> 00:19:28,767
OK, here you go. Good luck.

279
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:34,108
Thank you. I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you...

280
00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:36,687
seven.

281
00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:39,709
...teen!

282
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,564
Joey, I'm a little shy.

283
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,972
That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?

284
00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:58,681
What do you need, what do you need?

285
00:19:58,681 --> 00:19:59,427
Fifteen.

286
00:19:59,427 --> 00:20:01,449
- Alright, here's ten.
- Here, I got five, I got five.

287
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:04,424
- Thank you.
- Good luck.

288
00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:10,153
OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?

289
00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:23,192
Full house.

290
00:20:29,192 --> 00:20:31,892
You got me.

291
00:20:40,892 --> 00:20:43,892
- Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat.
- I thought we had them!

292
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:46,516
Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know.

293
00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:51,310
But, uh... look how happy she is.

294
00:21:00,952 --> 00:21:02,081
Airplane! Airport!

295
00:21:02,081 --> 00:21:08,158
Airport '75! Airport '77! Airport '79!

296
00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:12,191
- Oh, time's up.
- Bye... bye... BIRDIE.

297
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:14,789
That's a bird?

298
00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:17,767
That's a BIRD!

299
00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:21,544
OK, OK, it's my turn.

300
00:21:21,544 --> 00:21:24,943
Go.

301
00:21:24,943 --> 00:21:28,728
Uh.... bean! Bean!

302
00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:34,329
- The Unbearable Likeness of Being!
- Yes!

303
00:21:34,329 --> 00:21:38,554
That, you get? That, you get?